- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
- If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he’ll beat it into you.
- Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
- We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris
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Und dann gibt es natürlich noch Roundhousekick – Eine Seite zu Ehren von (und aus Angst vor) Chuck Norris.
